keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

jicheshire:

thestonemask:

*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money

it just feels so good

hard-in-hightown:

dragon age inquisition more like dragon aGE EYELINER GAME TOO STRONG


LIKE LOOK AT THIS 
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DORIAN PERFECT EYELINER RIGHT THERE
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SERA, FRIEND OF JENNY AND EVERY LIQUID EYELINER KNOWN EVER
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CASSANDRA PENTAGODDAMN YOUR EYELINER PERFECTLY SHOWS YOUR PIERCING EYES
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 LETS NOT FORGET THE FIRST ENCHANTER OF PERFECT, CRISP WINGED EYELINER AND MASCARA, VIVIENNE

I SWEAR ITS LIKE THE NEXT GAME THEY’LL BE CONQUERING A COSMETICS STORE OR SOMETHING.

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

  • bioware: try and skip the fade now mother fuckers
  • plantkitten:

    u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

    (Source: andromeda4002019)