video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen
*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*
it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money
it just feels so good
dragon age inquisition more like dragon aGE EYELINER GAME TOO STRONG
LIKE LOOK AT THIS
DORIAN PERFECT EYELINER RIGHT THERE
SERA, FRIEND OF JENNY AND EVERY LIQUID EYELINER KNOWN EVER
CASSANDRA PENTAGODDAMN YOUR EYELINER PERFECTLY SHOWS YOUR PIERCING EYES
LETS NOT FORGET THE FIRST ENCHANTER OF PERFECT, CRISP WINGED EYELINER AND MASCARA, VIVIENNE
I SWEAR ITS LIKE THE NEXT GAME THEY’LL BE CONQUERING A COSMETICS STORE OR SOMETHING.
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.